I’ve outlined a few of my talks and workshops below, but feel free to reach out for more details. I’m happy to tailor presentations to a school’s particular needs. Also, I try to be funny. Usually these attempts are successful.
Some recent comments:
“Fantastic. So engaging. He really knew how to grab 10-11 year olds…Great lesson in explaining the importance of planning, editing, and revising.” – Hingham, MA Elementary School
“You were extremely funny. Really, I mean it.” – Aimee, Grade 4
“Besides the funny stories, I liked how you taught some things.” – Julia, Grade 5
The Writing Process (2nd and up)
This talk for large groups (cafeterias, gyms, auditoriums, fields, spaceships, etc.) takes kids through the process of writing fiction and nonfiction from the initial spark through the 19th revision. I stress the importance of becoming an expert in whatever subject you write about, whether it’s brain surgery, flying cars, surfing, or family history.
The 35 Rules of Writing (4th and up)
There are enough bad books about the rules of good writing to fill a library. I’ve handpicked a few of my favorite rules, thrown in a few that I despise, and added a collection of random suggestions from kids to create my own exhaustive and occasionally contradictory list. For example, “Rule #12: Don’t start with a title. Write the story first, see where it takes you, then think about what to call it.” I do believe in that, and I find that it’s a good lesson for kids, who often suffer from self-inflicted writer’s block because they refuse to start writing until they think of their title. But I also believe in the next rule, # 13, which says, “Ignore Rule #12 if you come up with a really good title.” Each of the rules has its own little story behind it from my own experience as a writer.
Pirates, Robots, and Bugs (K-2)
An introductory presentation for younger kids focused on the basic elements of stories, including setting, characters, and plot. We focus on the different settings and characters in my pirate adventure, Fish, and work together to invent a pirate villain of our own. My rudimentary cartooning skills come in handy here, and this presentation lasts for 30 minutes, and fits up to 50 kids. With the youngest grades, though, I prefer to visit one classroom at a time.
Rates and Schedule
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